Gifts for the friend who said they’d start working out in January

They said January. They always say January. These are finds for the person whose gym bag is still a shopping bag: a jump rope that might actually stay in the rotation, a compact stepper for the corner that is currently holding laundry, desk pedals so they can start without leaving the chair, a riser so standing counts, and something for the muscles that will have opinions about week two. Send this list to whoever is still negotiating with their future self.