Gifts for the friend who is hosting Thanksgiving (and will not sit down)

They set the table, answer the door, and will not eat while anything is still hot. These are finds for the person who made the house happen: a doorbell that sees the cousins arriving, a woodpile with an address, glow for the room after dessert, and a little extra wifi so nobody camps in the hallway. Send this list to whoever drew hosting duty — or to yourself, if that is already you.