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Holiday 2026

Gifts for the college student who said they don’t need anything

You asked what they wanted. They said “idk,” which is college for “please do not send another hoodie.” These are dorm-sized finds for a life lived between a twin XL and a mini fridge: a pocket projector for movie night, extra wifi for the dead corner, a hamper that is not a trash bag, a riser for homework in bed, and a light that is not the overhead. Send this list to whoever still answers with a shrug — or to yourself, if that shrug was yours.

Ships to US addressesPocket Cinema Cube
Desk
Pocket Cinema Cube
$39.99+ $4.99 shipping
Ships from a US warehouseDevelop Patience
Travel
Develop Patience
$64.99+ $5.99 shipping
Ships to US addressesFold-Flat Desk Riser
Desk
Fold-Flat Desk Riser
$20.44+ $2.99 shipping
Ships from a US warehouseDead Zone Eviction
Home
Dead Zone Eviction
$15.98+ $4.99 shipping
Ships to US addressesPocket Finder Tag
Phone
Pocket Finder Tag
$18.49+ $2.99 shipping
Ships from a US warehouseFold Call
Phone
Fold Call
$23.98+ $4.99 shipping
Ships from a US warehousePillow Talk Radio
Desk
Pillow Talk Radio
$14.98+ $4.99 shipping
Ships from a US warehouseDew Process
Home
Dew Process
$21.36+ $6.90 shipping
Ships from a US warehouseLights and Darks Department
Home
Lights and Darks Department
$52.99+ $5.99 shipping
Ships to US addressesCloset Glow Bar
Home
Closet Glow Bar
$10.85+ $2.99 shipping
Ships from a US warehousePressing Matters
Personal Care
Pressing Matters
$24.99+ $4.95 shipping
Ships from a US warehouseDay Trip Department
Travel
Day Trip Department
$29.98+ $5.99 shipping
Ships from a US warehousePyramid Scheme
Desk
Pyramid Scheme
$9.48+ $4.99 shipping
Ships from a US warehouseTiny Desk Supervisor
Desk
Tiny Desk Supervisor
$12.91+ $5.99 shipping
Ships from a US warehouseQuestionable Lighting
Desk
Questionable Lighting
$48.49+ $4.99 shipping
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